Monday, October 13, 2008

Enjoy it while we can--America

Should this be the snowflake that starts the avalanche I ask you to please, Enjoy America now. It wont be the same in a year.

Somethings to look forward to in the next four years-
--Less Discussion: Look for the Fairness Doctrine to be implemented on November 5th. Hope you never liked Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity or the irreplaceable Rush Limbaugh, because their potency will be dimished by 'fairness' more 'fair' than a free market.
--A Terror Attack or Two: Don't mistake this one for a second. There WILL be another attack should Obama win. Heck, the Terrorists have supported Obama from the start. The guy had two Muslim fathers. Terrorists know he doesnt want to hurt them. Even if it doesn't immediately come to America, be sure Iran will only be emboldened by an Obama victory. I mean, even if Mahmoud does destroy Israel, His Majesty (No longer Mr. President, this guy is a gift from On High) will still sit down and chat with the Iranians, while Israel burns.
--Unemployment Spikes: Barack's unexplainable denial of simple Economic rules will only lead to one of the largest spikes in Unemployment in history. Given the problems with the economy already in place, the tax hikes on businesses will only lead to those businesses increasing prices and laying off workers. These price increases will decrease the buying power of the American dollar (the same way increasing the minimum wage does) and everyone is less wealthy. Giving a 'tax cut' to the middle class will only make them worse off.
--Free Healthcare!: Yay for everyone! You get covered..maybe. (See previous Post)
--Worse Economic Times: Asw has been mentioned, the 'Economic idea', I hesitate to use the term 'plan' when referencing His Majesty, is a flawed one. Fundamentally flawed for a Market Economy, and will only serve to reduce the wealth of America and her people. Restricting the Market, Censoring debate, and implementing Socialized Programs lead to only one thing.
--Bring on the Socialism!: I love me a good cup'o'socialized coffee when I wake up in the morning. Hey, it IS a cup of coffee, and everyone has it, but its the same crappy cup of coffee for everyone. I just LOVE that idea dont you. Worked great for Eastern Europe.
--Free Sympathy: There's plenty to go around in an Obama administration. Any problem you have... Big Government will fix it for you, and your neighbor..despite his not needing it. I mean ANY problem. Big Obama Government and Big Harry Reid and Big Pelosi will deal with it for you. All you have to do is take their hand.
--No More Republicans: After the Censoring is over, there wont be any. "There are Republicans?" What?! Where?! Thus, no more opposition, no knew regimes, Say Hello to Big Brother and George Orwell.
--High Gas Prices: We already said he's going to tax businesses more, and we all know businesses dont pay taxes, they just pass them on to us. + The Mid East knows they can get away with it because Obama wont drill for fear of an Oil Spill that hasnt happened in over 20 years and might kill a seagull.
Cooler Air: Hasnt it been hard to breathe lately? All this CO2 in the air? I cant catch my breath. As a matter of fact it is 1,000 degrees utside right now. All because America uses oil to power their cars. Gimme a break.
--Dark Times: And here my Fantasy mind can roam. The clouds will loom dark on the horizon, filled with storms born of evil times, (not made by a warmer earth though, we all drive Prius's..or should we call it a Pious?) and the sun will bake the earth in its enmity. And our savior will be all that stands between us and annihilation, ready to lower the rise of the oceans and heal this planet, and all of its wickedness and unfairness. Will he take up the cup of Fate? or will he fall under the weight of that which lay solely on his shoulders? For that is what we have been made to believe, and that is the rubrict that we shall use to measure our great savior, brought to us in the times of greatest need.


You have got to be kidding me. Did you beleive that paragraph? Really? Some of that is a quote from His Majesty's Nomination Speech. I'm not kidding, we're headed for some difficult times. Junior isnt ready, and can't be ready.

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